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Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

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I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

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Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

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I woke up alive again.

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Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

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New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

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I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

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To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

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I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

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Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

Going bananas on Slack:

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Just landed via Slack:

There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

Trending via Telegram:

Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

Making waves on Telegram:

Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

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I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

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I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

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67 shares on Discord this month:

I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

14 shares on TikTok this month:

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

86 shares on Messenger this month:

Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

98 shares on YouTube this month:

The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

13 shares on Pinterest this month:

Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

31 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

90 shares on Facebook this month:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

46 shares on Telegram this month:

No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

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The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

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I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

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My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

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Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

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That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

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There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

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I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

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Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

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I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

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Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

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Trending via Threads:

It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

Going bananas on Telegram:

I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

Going viral on YouTube:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

Freshly posted on X:

This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

Trending via Discord:

I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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New funny squeak quotes 👇

I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

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