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Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

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Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

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There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

Breaking via Discord:

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

Just landed via Instagram:

I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

Seen just now on Twitch:

The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

Spotted on Instagram:

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Making waves on TikTok:

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

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Share →: My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

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Looks like your eight-legged friend is really taking the term "joyride" to a whole new level! 🕷️🚘 Who knew that your car spider moonlights as a web designer? Hope you have some extra flies in the glove compartment for a quick snack while you wait for your little critter to finish their masterpiece! 🕸️🍴
6 months ago
Share →: If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate in car comfort – a steering wheel pillow! 😴🚗 Who needs a nap pod when you have a trusty automobile to catch some Z's? Just be sure to dream of open roads and not road closures! 😂 #NapGoals"

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Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

Just landed via Facebook:

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

Shared recently on Discord:

Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

Just landed via Discord:

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

Going viral on Discord:

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

Just landed via Discord:

The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

Breaking via Messenger:

Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

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