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Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Seen just now on Facebook:

I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

Just landed via Snapchat:

It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

Going viral on X:

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

Live now on X:

Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.

Spreading quickly via X:

Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

Trending via Instagram:

Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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74 shares on X this month:

I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

22 shares on TikTok this month:

What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

39 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

90 shares on Slack this month:

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

25 shares on Slack this month:

Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

76 shares on Threads this month:

Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

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You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

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Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

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Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

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I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

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I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

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Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

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There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

Seen just now on Threads:

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

Just shared via Snapchat:

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

Just landed via Twitch:

A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

Going viral on Instagram:

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

Spotted on X:

Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

Seen just now on Discord:

Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

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