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Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

This chapter of my life is called “Ummm, okay, I guess whatever.”

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

Seen just now on Instagram:

The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

Making waves on YouTube:

The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.

Seen just now on Threads:

Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

Just shared via Telegram:

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

Making waves on YouTube:

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

Spotted on WeChat:

Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

Seen just now on WeChat:

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

Making waves on TikTok:

He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

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35 shares on X this month:

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

45 shares on Reddit this month:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

19 shares on X this month:

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

66 shares on Slack this month:

Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

15 shares on TikTok this month:

I hope my email finds you enraged.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

45 shares on X this month:

Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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12 folks are currently checking 👀

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

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All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

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I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

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Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

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Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

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I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

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No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

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Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

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Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

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On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

Just landed via X:

I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

Spotted on Instagram:

I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Going viral on YouTube:

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

Just landed via Telegram:

Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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