Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

8,000+ funny quotes

Home
Random

Wordgag ツ

8,000+ funny quotes

Home
Random

procrastination

self-deprecation

Funny quotes stock photo

Funny stock photo quotes

Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

4 weeks ago

Search for:

Funny Quotes Info 👈

Wordgag serves you funny quotes nonstop. Updated regularly. 😎

All funny quotes and images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes. Enjoy! 😉✌️

Random Funny Quotes

Advertisement

Social Media Stars ⭐️

If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini. - 22 shares on X this week.
Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time. - 94 shares on YouTube this week.
I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”. - 21 shares on Telegram this week.
My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers. - 21 shares on YouTube this week.
I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo. - 36 shares on Threads this week.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

8,701 funny quotes and pics

11,835 funny quotes topics

Updated: 3 days ago

Trending Funny Quotes 🔥

Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work. - 4 folks are currently viewing this quote.
If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more. - 13 folks are currently viewing this quote.
I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51. - 11 folks are currently viewing this quote.
I have this rare skin disease called perfect. - 20 folks are currently viewing this quote.
You look like something I drew with my left hand. - 13 folks are currently viewing this quote.

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

activity communication day food fun humor i irony joke just know life love me need never parenting people procrastination relationship sarcasm self-deprecation sleep social someone technology think time want work

Disclaimer
Privacy
Terms & Conditions

© Wordgag 2025. All rights reserved.