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My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

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Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

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Freshly posted on Instagram:

The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

Making waves on Pinterest:

Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

Trending via YouTube:

I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Breaking via Telegram:

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

Breaking via TikTok:

“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

Trending via Reddit:

My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Muting morons is good for your health.

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Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

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“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

Friends with consequences.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

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There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

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Going viral on Discord:

It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

Just shared via Telegram:

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

Just shared via Snapchat:

Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

Just shared via Instagram:

Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

Trending via Messenger:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

Making waves on WeChat:

Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

Shared recently on Telegram:

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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