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Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

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Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

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Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

Just landed via Telegram:

No open job postings for “Warrior Poet” found in your area. Please try another search.

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Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.

Just landed via WeChat:

I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

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All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

Spotted on Twitch:

Is this art or trash?

Spreading quickly via X:

The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

Just landed via Messenger:

I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

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To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

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12 shares on TikTok this month:

The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

41 shares on Threads this month:

Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

45 shares on Facebook this month:

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

42 shares on X this month:

The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

70 shares on Threads this month:

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

32 shares on X this month:

Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

45 shares on Slack this month:

Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

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Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Please respond to the messages I almost sent you.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

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Seen just now on Reddit:

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

Trending via Twitch:

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

Just shared via Slack:

Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

Just landed via Twitch:

Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

Going viral on YouTube:

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

Seen just now on Slack:

I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

Broadcasted on X:

Does anyone know where I can find true love?

Going viral on YouTube:

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

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