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It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.

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Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

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I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

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What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

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How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

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I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

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Why read the room when you can leave the room?

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

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Not going is the new leaving early.

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They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

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My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

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You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

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People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

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Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

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I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

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Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

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“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

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Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

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AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

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Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

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If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

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I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

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