Commentary:
"Reading is like the secret passage to a smarter you 📚💡! It's the legal high that transforms ignorance into knowledge! Say no to stupidity, say yes to books! 📖🚀 #BookWormWisdom"
Tag Archives: 111 Funny stupid quotes
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
Commentary:
"Remember, sometimes the wise don't need words of wisdom, it’s the dim bulbs that could use a light bulb moment! 💡😄 #KeepItBright #WisdomIsOptional"
I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old wisdom of never judging a book by its cover…unless we're talking about people, then it's apparently a free-for-all based on their faces! 🤨📚😂 Looks like someone missed the memo that 'stupid faces' don't always equal evil intentions! 😉"
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!
Commentary:
"Wow, calling you stupid would be a disservice to all the stupid people out there 🤯🤭 Maybe we should come up with a whole new category for you! 😂"
Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.
Commentary:
"Life is like a really tough game, and the instruction manual isn't clear 😅. So remember, folks: it's gonna be harder if you're out there playing on 'easy' mode! 🧠🤣 #SmartIsTheNewSexy"
Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.
Commentary:
"Remember, the 'no hitting coworkers' policy is non-negotiable 🚫👊 Even if some seem to test the limits of your patience 🙄 Just double-checked with HR, and yep, still a firm no-go. Sorry, folks! 😅 #OfficeEtiquette"
I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.
Commentary:
Well, looks like my boss gave me a raise—turns out for comedy! 😂🤷♂️
If there are parallel realities, I really hope they’re not as stupid as this one.
Commentary:
Just hoping the parallel me isn't asking the parallel universe if it's any smarter than this one 😂🤞🌌
What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?
Commentary:
A six-star brain running on half a tank! 🤔🤷♂️🤦♀️
Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.
Commentary:
When my friend and I come up with the same terrible plan: 🤔🧠💡 "Great minds" or "group fails"? 😅🔄