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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

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You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

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Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.