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Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

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My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

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The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

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Blink if you want me!

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If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

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Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

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The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

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The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

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Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

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Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

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People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

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Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

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You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

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Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

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If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

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What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

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I believe in Bigfoot because Bigfoot believes in me.

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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

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Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

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All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

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The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

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I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

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Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

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I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

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I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

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Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.

I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”

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Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.

The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

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I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

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Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

Girl dinner, but it’s the hearts of men who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

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