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I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

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There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

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Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

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Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

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Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.

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Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

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When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

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I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

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True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

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They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

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There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

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One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

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Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

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Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

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Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

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Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

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Alexa, turn off the planet.

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My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

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My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

50 shares on Threads this month:

What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

80 shares on TikTok this month:

Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

79 shares on X this month:

Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

17 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

26 shares on Threads this month:

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

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A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

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Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

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The only thing I gained this year is weight.

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Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

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Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

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Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

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Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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Reincarnation, in this economy?

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Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

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Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

Just landed via Instagram:

Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

Making waves on Telegram:

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

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Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

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America is truly the best country in the world at not learning from their mistakes.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

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Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

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Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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