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If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

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Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

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You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

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Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

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I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

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What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

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I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

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What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

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We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

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Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

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Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

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Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

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Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

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Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

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True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

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My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

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I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

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Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

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I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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I woke up alive again.

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Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

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Stop letting people who are going to hell bother you.

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Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

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Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

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