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I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

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My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

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When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

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Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

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I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

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There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Spotted on Reddit:

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

Spotted on Telegram:

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

Trending via Slack:

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Trending via Instagram:

Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

Reported on YouTube:

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

Seen just now on X:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

Spotted on YouTube:

Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

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Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

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Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

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“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

Breaking via TikTok:

Don’t come to my house unannounced; I will stare at you from my window.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

Making waves on Messenger:

Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

Spotted on Discord:

Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

Reported on Facebook:

If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

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