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Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Jan 7, 2026

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Broadcasted on Reddit:

For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

Spotted on Reddit:

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

Going viral on Instagram:

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

Breaking via Discord:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

Just landed via Facebook:

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

Trending via Messenger:

The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

Just landed via Slack:

You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

Going viral on TikTok:

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

Seen just now on Instagram:

The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

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Living alone is so dumb, you’ll be asking your pets if they’ve seen your phone, and those lazy bastards never know.

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27 shares on Facebook this month:

Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

77 shares on TikTok this month:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

99 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

20 shares on Slack this month:

Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath.

33 shares on Threads this month:

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

70 shares on Twitch this month:

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

73 shares on Threads this month:

The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

69 shares on Telegram this month:

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

84 shares on YouTube this month:

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

18 shares on Messenger this month:

In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.

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Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

In your 20s, you’ll meet a short man. It’s very important you jump over him.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via WeChat:

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

Spotted on Twitch:

Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Just shared via Slack:

Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

Just shared via Telegram:

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

Going viral on TikTok:

I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

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Living alone is so dumb, you’ll be asking your pets if they’ve seen your phone, and those lazy bastards never know.

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