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I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

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I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

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The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

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Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

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After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

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My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

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If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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Spotted on Slack:

Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.

Trending via Reddit:

If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

Going viral on Messenger:

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

Going viral on X:

Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Christmas is coming and you’re not.

Reported on TikTok:

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

Spotted on TikTok:

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

Live now on YouTube:

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

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Share →: There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

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Looks like we've got a new public health crisis: "Car-itis"—the mysterious urge to park and peer into that glowing screen! 🚗📱 Maybe they're just trying to see if their cars have feelings too, or auditioning for the next "Fast & Furious: Smartphone Edition." 😂 Who knew parked cars could be the hottest new social hotspots? Remember, folks: your phone can wait—your car might need a break too! 🚙✨

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Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

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If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

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Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

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You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

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Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Strict parents raise good liars.

Live now on Discord:

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

Making waves on Twitch:

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

Trending via Snapchat:

Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

Spotted on Slack:

“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

Reported on YouTube:

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

Breaking via Discord:

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

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