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Therapy and a mani-pedi? That’s what I call mental *and* nail polish! 💅🧠
77 Funny therapy quotes
I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.
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Just doing my part to stimulate the economy, one cart at a time! 🛒💸😂
Therapy? I have Spotify.
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Investing in audio-therapy one playlist at a time 🎧😄
Therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist.
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Apparently, my therapist just graduated to genius levels! 🤣🧠💡
Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.
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Counting stars definitely beats counting sheep! 🌟😴✨
Off to my crying appointment (therapy).
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Just another day at the 'Tearapy' spa! 😭🛁💆♂️
My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.
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Facing my fears like a true warrior, one notification at a time! 📱😅🛡️
If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.
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Laughing at memes is my cardio and ignoring the world is my zen master 😂🌎🧘♂️#TherapyThroughMemes
At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.
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Therapist: "How are you today?"
Me: "Let's not sweat the small stuff. Or the big stuff. 😂🤷♂️🛋️"
If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.
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When the therapist in your head charges by the hour, so you schedule sessions during meetings 🤔🧠💸