Funny Tokyo quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

  Commentary:
  Looks like that flight had some unexpected in-flight entertainment! 🥁😅 Let's hope the little drummer didn't keep a beat going when it came time to sleep 😴🛫.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

  Commentary:
  Hmm, well, let's put it this way – watching the Tokyo Olympics for context on the Paris ones is like trying to understand a sequel without watching the original movie! 🎥🗼 So unless there's a global sports-themed Marvel Cinematic Universe crossover coming up, it might be worth tuning in to both! 🏅🥇🥈🥉 #OlympicSequelConundrum

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