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Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

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My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

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Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

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You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

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Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

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Broadcasted on Reddit:

You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

Seen just now on Telegram:

If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

Shared recently on Reddit:

The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

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I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

Making waves on Instagram:

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

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Funny Tokyo quotes bring the vibrant energy of Japan’s bustling capital to life with a splash of humor and wit 🗼😄 From quirky subway moments to sushi adventures, these playful sayings capture Tokyo’s unique charm and unexpected surprises 🍣🚇 Ready to laugh your way through the city’s coolest spots? Let’s dive into some hilarious takes that’ll make you see Tokyo in a whole new light! 🌸😂

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78 shares on Twitch this month:

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

75 shares on TikTok this month:

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

62 shares on Pinterest this month:

People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

31 shares on Messenger this month:

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

15 shares on Twitch this month:

I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

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IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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I’m sorry I used air quotes when I said we were friends.

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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

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I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

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Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

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Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

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I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

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Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

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The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

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Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

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These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

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It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

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Shared recently on Messenger:

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

Just shared via X:

I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

Live now on Slack:

I keep my mind active by worrying.

Live now on WeChat:

Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Spotted on WeChat:

First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

Trending via X:

The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

Trending via Threads:

When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

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