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Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

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Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

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Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

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Happy new fear!

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“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

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People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

Spotted on Messenger:

That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

Seen just now on Threads:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

Just landed via Facebook:

It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

Spotted on Twitch:

Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

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Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

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I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Discord:

Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

Going viral on Instagram:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

Just landed via YouTube:

Overthinking should at least burn calories.

Just shared via X:

When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Spotted on Messenger:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

Shared recently on Facebook:

Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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