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Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

I’ve been blocked by better.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,454

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Telegram:

The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

Trending via Facebook:

Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

Going viral on Twitch:

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

Seen just now on Discord:

Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I need a day off from myself.

Going viral on Slack:

Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

Trending via Pinterest:

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

51 shares on Telegram this month:

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

51 shares on Threads this month:

Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I miss when bills were none of my business.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite color is sunshine.

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Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,365

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Slack:

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Breaking via Reddit:

I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

Just shared via Slack:

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Going viral on Reddit:

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

Spotted on WeChat:

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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