Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,313

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Telegram:

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

Making waves on Telegram:

Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

Just shared via Twitch:

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

Going bananas on Reddit:

May the algorithms be with you.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

Shared recently on YouTube:

If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

Spotted on X:

The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

Making waves on Facebook:

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

Funny tuna sandwich quotes

New funny tuna sandwich quotes 👇

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

4 days ago

company, company fridge, food, fridge, funny situation, humor, i, lunch, name, names, new, office, people, putting, sandwich, situation, strange, today, trend, tuna, tuna sandwich, workplace

All funny tuna sandwich quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Funny Quotes Collections

✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

30 shares on Threads this month:

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

53 shares on Telegram this month:

I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

83 shares on Discord this month:

I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

I probably think this song is about me.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Microdosing Christmas by being present.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Facebook:

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

Just landed via Messenger:

Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

Shared recently on Slack:

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

Shared recently on Slack:

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

Seen just now on WeChat:

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

Going viral on X:

To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

Going bananas on X:

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

Funny tuna sandwich quotes

New funny tuna sandwich quotes 👇

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

All funny tuna sandwich quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨