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My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

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Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

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Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

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Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

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Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

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Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve.

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A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

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The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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Funny tunes quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of laughter 🎶😂 to your day! Whether you’re humming your favorite catchy beats or sharing a silly lyric, these witty words hit all the right notes 🎤🎸. Get ready to groove through giggles and brighten your mood with quotes that strike a chord of pure joy 🎵😄!

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I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

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In a relationship with my heated car seat.

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“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

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My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

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Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

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There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

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Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

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Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

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I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

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I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

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I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

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I had a marvelous time ruining everything.

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