Funny un-meet quotes

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The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

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My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

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When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

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To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.