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I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

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Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

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I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Live now on Pinterest:

Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

Reported on Messenger:

I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

Spotted on WeChat:

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

Just shared via TikTok:

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

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Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

What a strange day. And it has been for years.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

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I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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Spotted on TikTok:

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

Going viral on Reddit:

Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

Trending via Reddit:

Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

Seen just now on Slack:

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

Shared recently on Discord:

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

Trending via WeChat:

If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

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