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Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

Another day of meaningless suffering. Let’s see what awaits us tomorrow.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

I’m at the age where I have to warm up first before jumping to conclusions.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

I would like even faster food.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

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Spotted on Threads:

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

Spotted on Twitch:

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Just landed via TikTok:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

Seen just now on Instagram:

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Nobody in the entire world has ever known what to do with me.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

Going viral on Discord:

It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

Just shared via Messenger:

On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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47 shares on Snapchat this month:

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

92 shares on Slack this month:

When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

60 shares on Reddit this month:

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

16 shares on TikTok this month:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

62 shares on Discord this month:

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

88 shares on Discord this month:

Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

91 shares on YouTube this month:

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

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Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Why do babies cry when they are tired? Like, just go to sleep, bro, no one is stopping you.

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Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

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I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

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I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

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Broadcasted on Facebook:

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

Just landed via Facebook:

I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

Breaking via WeChat:

Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

Just landed via Messenger:

Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

Live now on Reddit:

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Shared recently on Facebook:

I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

Trending via Threads:

I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

Making waves on Pinterest:

What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

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