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Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

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Shared recently on Slack:

Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

Spotted on Twitch:

You wish you had this many chins.

Just shared via Threads:

No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

Broadcasted on Threads:

“I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

Spotted on Instagram:

My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

Making waves on WeChat:

Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

Just landed via Discord:

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

Just landed via TikTok:

Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

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53 shares on Discord this month:

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

32 shares on Discord this month:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

41 shares on Instagram this month:

I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

59 shares on Discord this month:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

21 shares on Slack this month:

It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

26 shares on Discord this month:

I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

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9 folks are currently checking 👀

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

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I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

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Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

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Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

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My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

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Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

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Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right past you.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on X:

Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

Just landed via YouTube:

When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

Spotted on Threads:

My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

Making waves on Facebook:

The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

Broadcasted on Slack:

50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

Just shared via WeChat:

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

Breaking via Slack:

Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

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