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Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

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Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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I love mirrors because they remind me of how pretty I am.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

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Livin’ la vida vodka!

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I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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Broadcasted on YouTube:

Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

Making waves on Slack:

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

Going viral on Threads:

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

Trending via X:

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Trending via Discord:

You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

Making waves on YouTube:

Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

Just shared via Snapchat:

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

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27 shares on Discord this month:

I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”

16 shares on X this month:

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

57 shares on Discord this month:

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

18 shares on Pinterest this month:

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

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When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

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A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

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At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

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Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

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Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

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Opened two gifts this morning, and they were my eyes.

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There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

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How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

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Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Ugh, but profoundly.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Pinterest:

What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?

Just shared via Telegram:

If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

Just landed via TikTok:

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

Freshly posted on X:

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

Going viral on Telegram:

If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

Just landed via Instagram:

Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

Just landed via Facebook:

Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

Going viral on YouTube:

Never eat more than you can lift.

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