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Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

Shared recently on Threads:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

Trending via WeChat:

Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

Making waves on Telegram:

Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

Making waves on YouTube:

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

Just landed via TikTok:

Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

Just shared via TikTok:

I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

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82 shares on YouTube this month:

Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

13 shares on Slack this month:

“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

51 shares on Threads this month:

My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

44 shares on Discord this month:

If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

30 shares on Telegram this month:

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

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Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

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It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

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Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

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Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

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Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

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Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

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I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

The older I get, no.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

The day after Christmas is a dangerous morning to be a microwave.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Reddit:

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

Just landed via Twitch:

The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

Making waves on Instagram:

British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

Trending via Messenger:

It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

Just landed via X:

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

Just landed via Instagram:

If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?

Seen just now on Discord:

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

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