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Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Alexa, mute my children.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

“I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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Trending via Snapchat:

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

Just landed via Messenger:

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

Live now on YouTube:

“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

Going viral on Threads:

The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

Making waves on YouTube:

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

Spotted on YouTube:

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

98 shares on X this month:

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

27 shares on WeChat this month:

I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

75 shares on X this month:

Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

32 shares on Discord this month:

I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

54 shares on X this month:

People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

I love having plans to cancel.

22 shares on Snapchat this month:

I need a chiropractor for my brain.

40 shares on Discord this month:

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

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Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

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Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

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The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

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According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

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I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

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Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Threads:

(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

Breaking via Slack:

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Going viral on Twitch:

If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

Just shared via Reddit:

I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

Spotted on Instagram:

I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

Just landed via TikTok:

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

Going viral on Twitch:

Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

Making waves on Discord:

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Naps hit different when you’re using them to avoid being alive.

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