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Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

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A Monday every week is excessive.

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Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

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Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

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May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

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I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

Seen just now on Discord:

As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

Spotted on X:

Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

Spotted on Reddit:

Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

Making waves on WeChat:

Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

Reported on Instagram:

Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

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Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

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I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

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“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

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A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

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The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

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I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

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Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

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My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

Trending via Threads:

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

Trending via WeChat:

I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

Trending via Slack:

I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

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I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

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