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No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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They should invent someone who holds me.

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I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

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Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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At a job interview: think of me as the rightful heir to the throne.

Freshly posted on X:

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

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Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

64 shares on Discord this month:

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

51 shares on X this month:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

93 shares on Discord this month:

Normalize bed-rotting in the holidays and not feeling guilty about it for your mental health.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.

25 shares on TikTok this month:

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.

17 shares on Discord this month:

The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

31 shares on Slack this month:

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

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Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

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You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

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I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

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Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

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Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.

Going viral on Telegram:

How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

Just shared via Pinterest:

You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

Trending via Twitch:

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

Breaking via Messenger:

I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

Making waves on Reddit:

All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

Live now on YouTube:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

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