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You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

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Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

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I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

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Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

Just landed via Threads:

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

Just landed via Reddit:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Making waves on Facebook:

Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

Spotted on Discord:

There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

Just landed via TikTok:

Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

Trending via Snapchat:

People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

Spotted on TikTok:

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

Funny Worcestershire sauce quotes

Funny Worcestershire sauce quotes bring a splash of humor to your kitchen adventures! 🥄😄 Whether you’re saucing up a meal or just curious about this quirky condiment’s witty side, get ready to chuckle and savor some clever wordplay. From tangy puns to saucy jokes, these laughs are the perfect seasoning for foodies and pun lovers alike! 🍔🌟🔥

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Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?

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Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

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2 months ago

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Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

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2 months ago

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My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

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2 months ago

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Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

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3 months ago

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76 shares on Reddit this month:

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my horniest.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

49 shares on Slack this month:

I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

14 shares on WeChat this month:

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

29 shares on YouTube this month:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

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I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

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If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

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Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

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I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

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I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

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Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

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Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

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I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

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15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Threads:

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

Just landed via Twitch:

I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut.

Shared recently on Messenger:

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

Going bananas on Threads:

And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

Just landed via Instagram:

Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

Trending via Discord:

The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

Just landed via YouTube:

Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker.

Going bananas on Discord:

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Making waves on Discord:

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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