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Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

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Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

Just landed via Pinterest:

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

Spreading quickly via Threads:

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

Going viral on Messenger:

The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

Spotted on Discord:

I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Not to brag, but what a time to be childless.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

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Making waves on Pinterest:

I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

Spotted on TikTok:

I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

Freshly posted on X:

I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

Trending via Instagram:

The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

Just shared via Instagram:

Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

Spotted on Reddit:

I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

Reported on TikTok:

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

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