Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing. Posted on5 hours ago5 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When small talk hits a little too close to… the wax strip! 😅✨🔥 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me. Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off. Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee. Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train. Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.