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Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

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Short men store so much anger in their little body.

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It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

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What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.