Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying new things in 2023: Limbo champion at the bead curtain farm 🐴🚫🏆 Related funny posts 😂 Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar. I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does. You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit. How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers? Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.