Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Are we there yet? Because I see Margaritaville on the horizon! 🍹🚗😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars. Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere. People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me. I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov. I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.
