Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Are we there yet? Because I see Margaritaville on the horizon! 🍹🚗😂" Related funny posts 😂 Listen to the birds, not the news. My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze. We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to. I am half agony, half hope. I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.