Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to… Commentary:"Are we there yet? Because I see Margaritaville on the horizon! 🍹🚗😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars. People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me. I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov. I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride. Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”
