God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

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My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

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My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

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The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

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Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?