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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

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Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

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Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

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“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

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Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

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Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

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Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

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Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.