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I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

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Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

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When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

Spotted on Twitch:

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

Going viral on Reddit:

Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

Going bananas on Messenger:

Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

Trending via Discord:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.
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Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Asking him what his favorite dinosaur is on the first date to determine compatibility.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

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Spotted on Pinterest:

I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

Making waves on Slack:

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Making waves on WeChat:

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

Shared recently on Reddit:

150 years ago, you could just fake your death and go overseas and live a completely different life if you didn’t like the way the cards were originally dealt.

Spotted on Instagram:

Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

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