Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. Ma… Commentary:"Just doing my part to keep romance in check. 😂🐺💔 Stay vigilant, lone wolf on duty! 🌊🚶♂️" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach. For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me. Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time. If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole. First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.
