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Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

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I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

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Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

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People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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55 shares on WeChat this month:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

15 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

91 shares on X this month:

McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

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I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

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I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

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I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

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You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

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Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

Spotted on X:

Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

Shared recently on Telegram:

My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

Just landed via Snapchat:

You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

Seen just now on TikTok:

After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

Just landed via WeChat:

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

Live now on Snapchat:

At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

Spotted on TikTok:

Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

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Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

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Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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