Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Commentary:
“Good morning to everyone except the ones still searching for their Roommate of the Year award 🤷‍♂️📚 Hope they stumble upon some good vibes today! 😂”

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