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22 shares on Telegram this month:

Thoughts & prayers to all of us back at work tomorrow after the colossal mistake of thinking we’d be lads of leisure forever, for some reason.

47 shares on Discord this month:

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

11 shares on Pinterest this month:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

68 shares on Threads this month:

Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

November is for turtlenecks and depression.

63 shares on Messenger this month:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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Study international relations and political science if you watch the news and think, I’d like this to make me even more depressed.

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Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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Life update: it’s getting worse.

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Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

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Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

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I’d stalk me too, I get it.

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Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

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The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

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Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

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I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

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Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.

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Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

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I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

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Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

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Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Keep the laugh going 😂

When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

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