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If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

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Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

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It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

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I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

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If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

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If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

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Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

Just landed via TikTok:

First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

Going viral on WeChat:

Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

Live now on WeChat:

Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

Trending via YouTube:

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing.

Breaking via Instagram:

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

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47 shares on TikTok this month:

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

45 shares on Discord this month:

Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

62 shares on Discord this month:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

14 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

13 shares on Reddit this month:

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

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The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

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My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

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Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

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I miss you (the money I spent).

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How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

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Shared recently on Twitch:

Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

Making waves on Facebook:

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Making waves on Telegram:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Spotted on Threads:

Jeans have the tendency of looking neat when you’re about to wash them.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

Spotted on Pinterest:

“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

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Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.

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Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

Keep the laugh going 😂

When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.

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