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I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

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Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

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The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

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“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

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My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

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I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

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If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

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The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

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Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

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The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

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My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

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I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

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Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

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When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

34 shares on Slack this month:

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

18 shares on Threads this month:

According to my skin, hair, lips, and hands, I am doing Dry January.

91 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

92 shares on Slack this month:

Men are very good at being women lately.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

45 shares on TikTok this month:

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

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Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

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Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

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Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.

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They expect me to work at work.

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Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

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American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

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“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

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Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

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Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

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You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

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Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

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Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

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Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

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Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

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Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

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Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

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