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Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to…

Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to…

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"When my mouth gets a mind of its own, the struggle is real! 😂🤐🗣️"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged brain, communication, hate, honesty, humor, impulsiveness, keep, mouth, quiet, regret, self-control, something, speech, trying on Jul 2, 2025 by slickboy.

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