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I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

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The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

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I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

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I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

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Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

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The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

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All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

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I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

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Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

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You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

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Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

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Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

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The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

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I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

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I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

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That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

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What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

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Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

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I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.

I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

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If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

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I’m already sick of tomorrow.

Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

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