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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

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I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

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When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

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Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

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You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

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Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

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In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

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I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

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“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

30 shares on Messenger this month:

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

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Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

28 shares on Telegram this month:

“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

91 shares on Slack this month:

I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

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Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

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Having a job ruined my life.

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Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

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Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

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Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

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“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

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I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

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My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

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An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

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December calories don’t count. That’s the law.

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Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

Shared recently on Twitch:

A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

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So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Just landed via Facebook:

I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

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I’m not old, I’m vintage.

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

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