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Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

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The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

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Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.