Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig. Commentary:"Breaking news: Toddler parents officially know more about Peppa Pig than current events! Tune in next for the weather report from Paw Patrol! 🐷📰🤣" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it. Breaking news is really breaking me. Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight. My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating. Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.