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Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news a…

Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news a…

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"Breaking news: Toddler parents officially know more about Peppa Pig than current events! Tune in next for the weather report from Paw Patrol! 🐷📰🤣"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged breaking, child, child entertainment, entertainment, family, family life, getting, having, humor, kids, life, news, parenting, peppa, Peppa Pig, pig, toddler, wild on May 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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