Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news a… Commentary:"Breaking news: Toddler parents officially know more about Peppa Pig than current events! Tune in next for the weather report from Paw Patrol! 🐷📰🤣" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Breaking news is really breaking me. Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight. My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating. Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped. Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.