Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper. Commentary:Too busy living that grasshopper life, practicing my foot-rubbing symphony π¦ποΈπ Related Funny Quotes π€ Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down. I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead. Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall. Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.
