How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two? Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:π€£ Seems like marriage comes with a "requires assistance" label! ππ§ Related funny posts π Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met. When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes. Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up. When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there. I hope none of the people I vowed to βhelp hide a bodyβ ever actually need my help.