How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Brows up, communication up! 😂🙌 #LazinessLevel: Expert Related funny posts 😂 I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb. For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me. Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat. We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them. You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.