I actually do check to see if you told me happy birthday before I tell you. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oops, my birthday memory is like a sieveβbut don't worry, I still like you 364 days a year! ππ€π Related Funny Posts π€ At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday. I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday. “You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me. If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while youβre breathing down my neck. Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.