I actually do check to see if you told me happy birthday before I tell you. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oops, my birthday memory is like a sieve—but don't worry, I still like you 364 days a year! 🎉🤔😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday. “You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me. I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back. You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination. Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!