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My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

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They’re making me do work at work.

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My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

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If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

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My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

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What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

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If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

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That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

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I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

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Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.