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I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I…

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I…

Commentary:
"RIP to the bravest man who ever dared to tell a woman to 'calm down' 😂👋 May his memory serve as a cautionary tale for future generations of men everywhere! Farewell, dear sir, you shall be dearly missed… by no one. 🙅‍♂️"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, calm, calm down, communication, goodbye, guess, humor, i, just, man, misunderstanding, relationship, told, woman on Mar 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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