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A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

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When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

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“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

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Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

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Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

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I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

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If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.