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Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

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Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

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Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

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Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

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Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

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Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

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Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

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I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

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January is the Monday of the year.

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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

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I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

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Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

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Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

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This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

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I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

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In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

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Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

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I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

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I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

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Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

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I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

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Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

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Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

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Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

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“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

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Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

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All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

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“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

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Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

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I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

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Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

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My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

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A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

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When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

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