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I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

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You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

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I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.