I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Note to self: stop writing my autobiography in meme format! πππ" Related Funny Posts π€ When people block me, I just assume itβs for my rugged good looks and killer jawline. I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me. Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life. Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read. Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans. They should invent a way to delete other peopleβs posts. Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and theyβre in chronological order.